Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I can count

I have a reading level above third grade

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

What are some sex stories from your college days?

I actually pay taxes

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

Why do I get spun and then want big fat cocks to suck?

I can read

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I see through liars

Netanyahu says ‘we’ll do what we need to do’ with Iran’s leader - Financial Times

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

Why do people who aren't trans feel the need to put pronouns next to their name or picture? It seems so cringeworthy to me, to participate in that SJW paradigm of thought, like they are a spineless person who just goes along with the trends.

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

Where Seattle Mariners stand in All-Star voting - Seattle Sports

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

Why do many women like tall men?

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

Why is the world male-dominated?

I understand how hurricane paths work

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

What was something you did naughty with your cousin?

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

Doctors Say You Might Be Eating Way Too Much Salt — Here’s How To Tell - BuzzFeed

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

Sean Combs Trial: Possible Juror Dismissal and Mogul’s ‘Threatening’ Voice Notes - Rolling Stone

I don’t cotton to rapists

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

Why is the mainstream media, traditionally liberal except for Fox, not reporting on Trump like he's a traditional candidate who has ideas, values, and a concern for the common good?

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I have complete contempt for fakery

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t buy bullshit

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is